Great News Everyone!

I bought those new uniforms last night and we just had our first photo-shoot! It turned out FANTASTIC. We used various lightning techniques so that even Brian looks good! Can wait for the next show!


Found Our New Uniforms

Brian, hit the gym! Kiki will look great in one of these and I’ll look fantastic.(Karl) Merlino… you’ll look pretty good I guess. Brian… it just aint gonna be pretty.

Pick up whatever style you like.. Here!

Assimilate Your Morning Cup of Coffee!

Check out the new “Exclusive Star Trek Borg Cube Mug” by Think Geek. It’s a much better idea than their previous “Exclusive Star Trek Borg Sphere Mug” which ended up rolling off my table and spilling hot coffee in my lap. (My captains log still looks like a burnt Ferengi Ear.) Easily worth the $12.99 to prevent a re-run of that episode!

Get yours Here!


Warp 11 Rocks Rockford!

For those of you who can’t afford to buy our 4th CD, (It’s Dead Jim) you’ll be thrilled to learn it’s available at the Rockford IL Public Library! Now if we can just get Atoz to carry it at the library on Sarpeidon…



Make the Federation Great Again!

*Sigh* Saw this guy on my way into work this morning. Damn Klingons are everywhere these days! I’m hoping Trump can build some sort of wall at the Federation-Klingon border when he gets elected as the president of the United Federation of Planets!


Warp 11 Live Tonight in Dave California!

Two great bands who go great together! Warp 11 and The Brodys will be at the fabulous G Street Wunderbar in Davis, California on Saturday, May 7th. The show starts at 9:30. It’s our first show of the year and we are ready to ROCK THE TREK! Please note that this performance is mandatory for all crewmembers within a 20 AU radius.