Scotty stole my love and he gave it to another
Now, I’m twice removed and as pissed as Data’s brother
I said, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”
“No, no, no, no, no”
Make it so

Kirk stole my green bitch and they drank all my Tranya
Now I’m sober and I’m horny so pissed off I’ll “Wrath of Khan” ya
They said, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”
“No, no, no, no, no”
Make it so

Make it so
And don’t you know I mean when I said
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, yeah

Spock stole my girl and he didn’t even like her
He used her and abused her with his buddy William Riker
I said, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”
“No, no, no, no, no”
Make it so

Sulu stole my girl using the Picard maneuver
Now she’s sucking like a black hole or a futuristic Hoover
They said, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”
“No, no, no, no, no”
Make it so