Well, ah, help me Spock.

The shields are down
The wormhole's caving in
I've been up and down the galaxy
And I never seem to win

I got a forlorn Gorn and he's at my back
And he ain't preaching “No kill I”
Well, he's slow and green and really, really mean
And that fucker just won't die

So please, please
Help me Spock

Well, a Klingon bastard killed my son
And the Nexus took my life
And if I had the chance, I'd do it all again
And take a green bitch for my wife

Yeah, I was getting fat and feeling old
And my hair was getting thin
I've been up and down the galaxy
And I never seem to win