Sulu got another DUI
Took his license now he cannot fly
Uhura’s got to get another line
That girl is on the phone all the
time
There’s something really strange
about yeoman Rand
Turned out that that woman was a man
Scotty blew the warp core out again
Didn’t change the oil
Tried to go warp ten
You know it’s like this
every day
Warping all around I don’t know
why I stay
Don’t think I’ll ever
see the end
Scotty’s drunk
Chekov’s a punk
And Kirk gets laid again
Just found out McCoy is getting sued
Liked to use his hypo in the nude
Chekov isn’t really what he
seems
Looks just like a beetle
And all he does is scream
Chorus
And all I really want is a little
more time
I’ve got to have more power
Just hit Warp 11
Think I lost my mind
Spock has got those crazy pointy
ears
He only gets laid every seven years
Scotty says he's got to have more
time
Checkov’s in the bathroom
I think he’s going blind
Chorus
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