He’ll beat up Klingons
And he’ll Blow up Gorn
If it wasn’t for Star Trek He’d
be making Porn
Scoring with chicks since the day
he was born
The day he dies how we will Mourn
He ain’t in it for the money.
He don’t get paid
He’s on a 5-year mission to
get laid
If he’d found planet Risa he
would have stayed
His ongoing legend will never fade
Shatner Yeah - William Shatner
He’ll get a green bitch here
And a fembot there
As the years went by he got more hair
He gets all the ladies and he don’t
share
If you stop and think about it well
it aint fair
Shatner Yeah - William Shatner
Rescue 911 (T.J. Hooker)
Kingdom of the Spiders (T.J. Hooker)
Twilight Zone (T.J. Hooker)
Big bad Mama (T.J. Hooker)
The White Comanche (T.J. Hooker)
Little women (T.J. Hooker)
He can’t be beat, don’t
you understand
I bet he did lines of coke with Yeoman
Rand
His toupee’s always perfect
and he’s always tanned
If he can’t find a woman he’ll
use his hand
Shatner Yeah William Shatner
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