I love gettin' hummers from chicks
dressed as Klingons
Bumpy heads bobbin' up and down
Like their necks have a spring on
And I know their teeth hurt
But I still get my thing on
And that's why
And that's why
I'm in a Star Trek band
I wanna tag team a stripper with
Mr. William Shatner
He'll take the front and hell, I'll
take the back-ner
And when we blow
We're gonna reach warp factor
And that's why
And that's why
I'm in a Star Trek band
Well, people ask me
Where do I find my joy?
Do I like hot girls, green aliens
or young boys?
Well, I got two words for you my friend
- Leonard Nimoy
And that's why
And that's why
I'm in a Star Trek band
And that's why
And that's why
We're in a Star Trek band
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