I'm like Odo, I'm jelly
I've got a slug in my belly
I can say “he's dead, Jim”
like DeForest Kelly
I'm like Scotty when I party
'Cause I need more time
To get with all the honeys
At least seven of nine
So give me Tranya, I'm on ya
And I'm gonna Wrath of Kahn ya
You'll head now to Eden when I put
my boot on ya
Yeah yeah yeah yeah brother
Feel my tachion
I'm on your ass like a pissed off
Klingon
Warp core overload
Prime directive gonna make my dick
explode
I'm like Kirk
I flirt with bitches not of this earth
I've been killed so many times I should
wear a red shirt
Got a cock named Spock
Emotions in a jar
I go psycho every seven years if I
don't get to pon farr
So when I beam down
I put the ream down
A miser from Risa
Because I never spread the cream round
Like a Klingon with a hard on
Captain never let me get my mother
f****** thing on
Chorus
Yeah yeah yeah yeah brother
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